based on pretty much the best thing i’ve ever read on the kink meme ever
it’s embarrassing how much i like making pokemon sprites
Beautiful combination of two of my favorite things, how could I resist?
How Sherlock Stole Christmas
The good people of Baker Street liked Christmas a lot,
But Sherlock, who lived in 221B, did NOT!
Sherlock hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his scarf was too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his caseload was two sizes too small.
Whenever the season arrived, without fail,
Sherlock would look at his empty inbox and let out a wail.
It seemed that the joy and goodwill that came with Christmas time,
Led people to cease to commit any manner of interesting crime.
He’d lay on his couch, he’d whine and he’d moan,
And wish with all his heart that Lestrade may decide to phone
And ask for his help with a case so puzzling
That normal people (idiots) would be left stuck and confuzzling.
He needed a case. Heck! Any would do!
He’d do anything for one, or even better, two!
“Christmas is coming,” he snarled with a sneer,
“This whole world has been struck with holiday cheer!
It’s disgusting! It’s rotten! It’s wretched! Repulsive!
What a terrible time to be a consulting detective!”
He grabbed John’s gun from it’s place in John’s drawer,
Shot at the wall and shouted “BORED! BORED! BORED! BORED!”((For the rest click ‘read more’))
I just rewatched all of the Sherlock clips/mini-trailers and in my overzealous excitement proceeded to jump on my bed. I temporarily forgot that I’m no longer six and whacked my head on the ceiling so hard that I drooled a little bit. But it was worth. Eight days guys!
For those of you who haven’t seen all four of the new Sherlock trailers, here they are collectively.
Everyone else has beat me to the funny GIF reaction posts, but that’s okay because I’m too busy fangirling to care. This is combination with Sheetlock is going to be too much to handle; I might have to be hospitalized when it actually premieres.
To everyone posting BBC Sherlock spoilers: Please for the love of god tag them! I would rather not have to stay off of tumblr until the second season airs. I don’t care if you post them, but please just tag them appropriately so I don’t have to see them.
“i’ll never get bored of good mornings with you <3 “
alexmochi: Draw John and Sherlock waking up in bed together please? Either fluffy or awkward or… something. c:>
