After reading the recent NY Times interview with Mr. Cumberbatch and happening upon this choice quote, “Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.”, he decide to write a little ficlet in jest. I thought I would share it with you guys.

John begged Sherlock to stop, “Stop it Sherlock, you’re hurting me! This is my first time with a man remember!”
“You are to call me Mr. Homes!” Sherlock said while slapping John in the face. John liked it for some reason. Sherlock re-positioned himself, and John descended into a new plane of pleasure and pain. His arms flailed out wildly, he was unsure whether he was attempted to hit Sherlock or caress him. Suddenly, Sherlock let out an inhuman shriek and fell to the floor on his knees, begging for mercy.
“I have very sensitive follicles, John!” he pleaded. John was stunned for several moments and saw that he had gotten his hand caught in the mess of Sherlock’s hair. It had tightened into a hard fist. John then smiled and said calmly, “You are to call me Dr. Watson.

I died laughing; I’ve been unfortunate enough to read fanfictions that were supposed to be serious, which were this bad.  But I thought this was pretty funny.

jedalyn:

“Two years, six episodes, and the main characters are dying.”
- pockytardis 

Absolutely PERFECT.

lorencorreia:

As of January 7th, 2012 at 1:10 ET, SHERLOCK HOLMES AS BEEN CONFIRMED FOR A THIRD SEASON.

“Executive producer Rebecca Eaton confirmed that Cumberbatch would in fact return for a third outing as the updated Sir Arthur Conan Doyle sleuth.”

Source: Liz Kelly Nelson, Zap 2 It

OMGOMGOMG X.X

Somebody please hold me. Oh dear god, I can’t even breath. 

(Source: ohno-zombees)

sketchlock:

“John is a little bit more in control” says Cumberbatch “There’s an understanding and a balance there, now that they’ve been at it for about nine months. Sherlock is kept in check by him, and he funcitons better with him.”

“I guess like any friendship, marriage, or whatever it is familiarity breeds more contempt, and more love”, Freeman agrees, “They’re just more settled with each other now.”

Moffat concludes : “[Sherlock] is alarming, strange, possibly psychopathic, but perfectly happy! He clearly adores John, he’s not got some deep emotional problem with connecting with people, he just can’t be arsed. He’d rather be out solving crimes.”

- From Total Film interview (October 2011)

“John is a little bit more in control”

“John is a little bit more in control”

“John is a little bit more in control”

…Awww Bene. ◉v◉

This needs to get here sooner because I’m starting to get the shakes when I think about how far away it is. Also, check out this tumblr for great Sherlock fanart.

helenashaer:

REBLOG IF YOU ARE PART OF THE GREATEST FANDOM TO EVER GRACE TUMBLR:

THE SHERLOCK FANDOM

I will send a screenshot of the number of followers/follower names to Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat via Twitter. Let them see for themselves the dedicated fans, who have sustained themselves for a full year with just three episodes plus one pilot.

Let them see for themselves the fandom, the AMAZING fandom, that is waiting eagerly for the next series of Sherlock.

Best. Fandom. Ever.

(Source: helenasfandomblog)

arandomfangirl:

Hello!

morethananangel I was expecting to follow me, considering I was just with her (and it was awesome!). But its still splendid to see nonetheless.

tellthattogod I don’t believe we’ve met! Thank you muchly for following me! This was pretty much my reaction.

We haven’t met, but we seem to share the same pop culture obsessions so I had to follow you. Loving the Rocky Horror gif by the way.