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I think the world is going into a hellhole. Is a three year old really crying over Justin Bieber? This one I don’t believe… I heard she got to meet him. So maybe she’s chill now.

-The Spice

Today I decided to do a rant for Music Monday:

There are so many Facebook Groups dedicated to hating on\calling gay and the one I linked asking Lady Gaga to lend her balls to him. That’s gotta sting.  The product of the media known as Justin Bieber. I personally think many of them are so funny. But I don’t hate him…

It’s complicated…

Okay, so I think Justin Bieber is a carbon copy poster boy of a long history of douchebags “moguls” pimping out little kids. I think he will be forever misguided. I think he will have and does have massive success because he looks the a prepubescent heartthrob and he talks about “adult issues”, such as love and other overaly talked about “pop song issues”. The world loves that bullshit for some reason. His lyrics are just a cotton candy adorable as he is. His hair is perfectly fluffed. He’s got just the right amount of adorableness, confidence, and really cool “oh no I am not trying to emulate what I think black people are” baseball caps as well as he throws up peace signs a lot. That can’t be helped can it? Look at his mentor.

Despite all of this and despite him being everything I hate about the world…

Sigh I really feel bad for this one. Sure, I make fun of him. All the time actually. He is a really bad part of American society. The history of pimping out kids who’s balls haven’t him dropped yet. Plus, he is way too cute. It is almost unnatural. I don’t think he’s gay per say, but I think he has many feminine characteristics that make you question his sexuality. It’s what we all do. We stereotype and we judge. That’s life. A male who isn’t quote un quote “manly” must be a “winky fairy”. Is that how the world works? Yes. Can we change that? No. He very well may be gay. The only reasoning that would drive me to question his sexuality is that he overcompensates says he loves girls all day long, which is the oldest trick in the book. Guys who talk about how much ass they get, how they love girls, or hook up a lot are insecure and making up for something. I don’t know if that is him, but it’s an observation. He talks about them biddies a lot.

Besides that Mr. JBieber is…

Well he may be talented. I think he is well groomed and he was trained well. I’ve heard him live too and sorry, but he sounds better than America’s favorite pity case Taylor Swift. Sorry Taylor, I followed your career since “Tear drops on my guitar”, but man you are really awful live. Also, you are probably more childish than Mr. Bieber with your bullshit lyrics over and over again. You are nineteen, you claim to be virgin and you sing about love more than Mariah Carrey. And you don’t deserve half of the awards you get. I’m sorry Kanye West was a dick to you. BUT HE IS A DICK AND THAT IS WHAT DICKS DO. You shouldn’t receive an air of sympathy everywhere you go. I mean, Taylor C’mon, You beat out Carrie Fucking Underwood is a vocalist contest, are you serious? I liked you, but you need to get your shit together instead of being such a self deserving brat. You are overrated, overplayed, and overly annoying. I use to think you were cool…

Sorry that was a mini rant

Back to Bieber…

I like that… BTB

Ha… I shouldn’t encourage this

He hasn’t hit puberty, so his voice hasn’t changed. WHY THE FUCK ELSE IT IS SO HIGH? I can’t think about him too much though or listen to his music because I can’t get pass his face. He is my age. Actually Wikipedia just told me he’s older than me. March 1^st 1994 is his birthday while mine is March 23^rd. Yet I feel a thousand times older because looks twelve. I think that makes the fact that his lyrics have included “there’s gonna be one less lonely girl” and “girl I’ll tell you one time”, but then he slaps his “Bliebers” (you know those crazy girls fan he has, they call themselves Bliebers instead of believers… oh his fans) with his claims to save his peener till marriage. That makes it even weirder. Why do hot celebrity teens attempt to make little girls jizz in their pants and then they say “Oh wait I’m a virgin till I get married, so no blowjays for me. No sticking it in you even after I’ve gotten you all hot and bothered”

South Park got it right, it’s a sick ploy.

Those purity rings are a sign of BONDAGE. Who said it was bad to have sex? I mean besides adults who lost their virginities when they were thirteen in the back of a van. Among the list of celebrity teens with purity rings or are saving it to marriage are The Joe Bros, Hillary Duff (HAHA sure…), Demi Lovato, Jordin Sparks, Selena Gomez, and the most believable of Miley Cryus. Let’s all pause, chuckle, and move on.

And now there is Justin Bieber.

I don’t think he can have sex anyway…. The ability to produce sperm is needed for that.

So I have nothing against JB or whatever

I feel really bad for him actually.

I refuse to listen to his music though.

Seriously… its just confusing

Oh and he should NEVER rap, ever.

-The spice