How Sherlock Stole Christmas
daftwithoneshoe:

The good people of Baker Street liked Christmas a lot,
But Sherlock, who lived in 221B, did NOT!
Sherlock hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his scarf was too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his caseload was two sizes too small.
Whenever the season arrived, without fail,
Sherlock would look at his empty inbox and let out a wail.
It seemed that the joy and goodwill that came with Christmas time,
Led people to cease to commit any manner of interesting crime.
He’d lay on his couch, he’d whine and he’d moan,
And wish with all his heart that Lestrade may decide to phone
And ask for his help with a case so puzzling
That normal people (idiots) would be left stuck and confuzzling.
He needed a case. Heck! Any would do!
He’d do anything for one, or even better, two!
“Christmas is coming,” he snarled with a sneer,
“This whole world has been struck with holiday cheer!
It’s disgusting! It’s rotten! It’s wretched! Repulsive!
What a terrible time to be a consulting detective!”
He grabbed John’s gun from it’s place in John’s drawer,
Shot at the wall and shouted “BORED! BORED! BORED! BORED!”
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Deeper than adumbrations.
False words are leaking out of me
until the day is done
Overflowing maniac declarations
of nothingness
drowning me, coughing me, gasping through
A parted sun
Still burnt by the chaste memories
of what is now gone
But…
When the day is over
When the world stand at its still
When you lay at night
Counting to and fro
back and fourth
once again, still
Changes have crashed
tidal wave approved
beyond the sinking
still without rest
convoluted and unmoved
when the prickly smiled mirrors
no longer laugh at you
what is a soul to do?
they march and sing out
“Imperfections build character.”
Further stretched past a golden acre.
“Flaws mold the being as much as the surrounding”
With choral metal backings
its different now.
i’ve noticed how
i’m in a better place
and i will never choose to sink again
because i’ve learned how to swim
to stay afloat
till the day is done…
till the day is done…
-Tally, The Spice
I can’t even write.
Pop.
Ican’tbringmyselftostringtogether
Sentences
Tostringtogether
Metaphors
TopretendthatIamworththewords
I speak
Icannotcry
Over something
thatdidnothappen
to me
Icanonlylook
on with fear
icanonlytaste
nectur sunken
fromadeadwillowtree
Candid and cute
simplystolensacrifices
Myworldisjusta
Bubble
Waitingtobebursted
Pop.
-The Spice