i feel for her i really do… but if this wasnt me pranking my lil brother
Her trust and youthful wonder: gone
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These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
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“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
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The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀
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it’s time to play chav or slav:
are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC
slav
round two: CHAV or SLAV
chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.
very true.. but is this power couple chav love or slav love?
trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next
god this was absolutely my best post
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me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
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Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !
Me after 7 tequila shots:
This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?
me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender” -
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